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پنجشنبه 10 اردیبهشت 1394

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نویسنده: سهیل صادقی   

یکی از دوستام میگفت تو ماشین بودیم دختر خالم صورتشو از ماشین کرد بیرون یهو کنترل نامحسوس مارو گرفت گفت یکی از سرنشین ها آرنجش بیرون بوده از ماشین
هیچی دیگه اخرفهمیدیم دماغ دخترخالم بوده
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بچه که بودم خونه ی پدر بزرگ که میرفتیم بعد این پسر خاله پرو منو خیلی اذیت میکرد منم یه روز برای تلافی وقتی کسی نبود بهش گفتم برو سماور پر آب کن
{ خودم زورم نمی رسید } اولش که نمیرفت ولی بعدش رفت آبش کرد و سماور روشن کرد، آب جوش آمد ، آب را داخله آفتابه ریختم و در دستشویی گذاشتم در همین حین پدربزرگ آمد و رفت دستشویی بعد از یک دقیقه صدای نره ی کشیدن پدر بزرگ بیچاره بالا رفت{من و پسر خاله داشتیم می گلخیدیم به خودمان} اومد بیرون همین طور خودش با شلوار کردیش باد میزد با دادبیداد گفت کدوم گوسفند ی این کار کرد بعد رفت تو اون اتاقی که پنکه بود و در محکم بس من رفتم پشت در الکی گفتم کار پسر خاله بوده من باچشای خودم دیدم باباجون
هیچی دیگه اومد بیرون یه فس کتک حسابی یعنی همون عقده هایی که من نمی تونستم روی سر پسر خاله خالی کنم را پدر بزرک به سرانجام رساند آن هم با جارو حقش بود نه.... خیلی حقش بود
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آقا یکی از اطرافیان ما مادرش فوت شده، از آلمان پاشده اومده، بعد گودزیلامون (۸ ساله) به مامانم:
-مامان جووون!!
- جون مامان!
- شما اگه خواستید بمیرید لطفاً قبل از اینکه من برم خارج بمیرید که من مجبور نشم وسط خارجم(!!) کار و زندگیمو ول کنم بیام !!
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میگن عزرائیل استعفاشو داده هنوز در انتظار بررسیه!!!

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سلام.داییم فلجه(تصادف رد قطع نخاع شد )خونه ما بود بد براش امپول نوشته بودن باید هرروز یه امپول میزد.منم هر روز میرفتم بهداشت اون خانومه که تو بهداشت کار میکردو میوردم خونمون.بعد از چن جلسه .منم اومدم باکلاس حرف بزنم بهش گفتم.فردا هم زحمت میکشم میامدنبالتون .اون بدبختم گفت جااااااااان.منم پروپرو دوباره تکرار کردم.




عایا به من امیدی هست؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

بازتاب صدا از کوه...هست...هست....
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دیروز یه کاری برام پیش اومد از شرکت زدم بیرون،زن رئیسم اونجا بود.بهش گفتم اگه کسی کارم داشت بگو الان برمیگردم.
خلاصه وقتی برگشتم گفت رابین هود اومد کارت داشت.
من:چی؟رابین هود؟
ایشون:آره دیگه.اسمش شبیه رابین هود بود.
منو میگی از شدت خنده پشت کامپیوتر قایم شدم که نفهمه بهش میخندم.
حالا اسم اون بیچاره " رایین خوب " بود.
اون لحظه قیافه ی من :))))
رابین هود :((
رایین خوب ؟؟؟
میگن نظم جنگل شروود هم به هم خورده.

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