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جمعه 15 خرداد 1394

اس ام اس جدید خنده دار تابستان 94

نویسنده: سهیل صادقی   

دوستم یه عطر گران قیمت خریده بود. کمی ازش به لباسش زد بعد گفت: با گوشیت یه عکس ازم بگیر، جوری که معلوم باشه عطر زدم.
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ﺍﺯ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺗﻮ ﮐﺘﺎﺏ ﺍﻧﺪﯾﺸﻪ ﺧﻮﻧﺪﻡ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻗﯿﺎﻣﺖ ﻫﻤﻪ ﯼ ﺍﻋﻀﺎ ﻭ ﺟﻮﺍﺭﺡ
ﺑﺪﻥ ﻋﻠﯿﻪ ﻣﺎ ﺷﻬﺎﺩﺕ ﻣﯿﺪﻥ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﯿﺮﻡ ﺣﻤﻮﻡ ﯾﻪ ﺟﻮﺭ ﻣﺤﮑﻢ ﮐﯿﺴﻪ ﻭ
ﻟﯿﻒ ﻣﯿﮑﺸﻢ ﮐﻪ پوستم شبیه واشر سر سیلتدر پیکان جوانان گوجه ای ﻣﯿﺸﻪ .
ﻭ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ﻫﺴﺘﻢ ﺩﻭﺭﺧﯿﺰ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﻭ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﺭﻭ ﻣﺤﮑﻢ
ﻣﯿﮑﻮﺑﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ .
ﻋﺎﺧﻪ ﺍﻋﻀﺎ ﻭ ﺟﻮﺍﺭﺡ ﺍﻧﻘﺪﺭ عوضی ﻭ ﻧﺎﻣﺮﺩ .. ؟
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تـو کـوچـه دعـوا شـده بـود ، بـعد یکیـشون داد میزد بـه اون یکـی میـگفـت:

تـو اگـه پـدرسـگ نبـودی ایـن موقـع روز اینـجا نبـودی !

بعـد خـودشـم اونـجا بـود :))

درواقـع مـاهـم اونـجا بـودیـم ... :|
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خواهرم بچه دار شده.بعد با شوهرش سر اسم بچه به توافق نمیرسن.
من پیشنهاد کردم فعلا اسمشو New folder بزارین بعدا سر هر هفته به نوبت کلیک راست کنین Rename کنین.پویان هستم خان دایی New folder خانوم.تا ببینیم هفته بعد چی میشه!!!!!!!!!!
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ﺗﻮ ﻛﻼﺱ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩ ﺍﺯﻡ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ: ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻛﻤﺘﺮ ﺍﺯ ﻣﺜﻘﺎﻝ ﭼﻲ ﻣﻴﺸﻪ!!!؟
ﻣﻨﻢ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ "ﭼﺲ ﻣﺜﻘﺎﻝ"...
ﻛﺼﺎﻓﻄــــﻩ ﺑﻴﺴﻮﺍﺩ ﺑﻬﻢ ﺻﻔﺮﺩﺍﺩ!!
ﻣﻴﮕﻢ ﻧﻜﻨﻪ ﻛﻤﺘﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻳﻨﻢ ﻫﺲ؟!!!
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یِکـــــی اَز دیـــآلــــوگ هـــآی بـــآحـــآلِ فیلــــمِ "edge of tomorrow"
"یِــک روز قَبـــلِ اینکــــه بِــرَن جَـــنگ"

فُــــورد : مَـــن بِهِتــــون قـــول میـــدَم فـــردآ رِکـــورد میــــزَنَم !

گریــــف : هـــه! آره! رِکـــــوردِ سَریـــع تَـــرین اِسکـــــیِ بَـــرعَکـــــس روی گُــــوهِ خُــــودِت :)

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